I've been Anthoed!

No, really. My first stories to end up in an anthology are two flash fictions no one at this date (4/10/08) has seen or read short of the editors of the anthology and my family. Two flash fictions considered funny enough to be in the:

Strange Worlds of Lunacy: The Galaxy's Silliest Anthology

The two, crazy flash-fictions appearing in this side-splitting cast of stories are:

Shake, Rattle, and Roll

Food feeds the mind and music the soul. But what happens when the two are combined into one "rising" reality? Lots of dough.

Baby Truth

Where do babies come from? No, don't give me any of that mother and father stuff. That's a cover. Now, tell me, where do they really, really come from?

This one comes with an illo by Swedish artist Richard Svensson too!

These two flash fictions have appeared no where else but in this anthology, and only a small handful of people have read them. Mainly, my family and the two editors of the anthology. Oh yes, and I read them to my writer's club, but no one else!

Then, of course, there are tons of other stories in there that will have you laughing. You'll enjoy these stories for many a moon. Go buy a copy now! Not later--NOW! And then, of course, enjoy!

It's Horribly Good Fun!

My short story, Confessions of a Zombie's Wife is now in print at Fear and Trembling Magazine.

This story was written for a "duel" at my critique group, Notebored.com about zombies. Not being much of a horror guy myself, naturally I spoofed the genre and came up with something really off the wall. This will make for great April Fool's Day reading. You've never read a zombie story like this one, I promise you!